waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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