I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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