How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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