forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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