My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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