I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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