I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
All I want is dick and wine.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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