why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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