I'm drive I can fine osifer
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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