I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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