He is such a slut. More and more my type.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
