Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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