You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My vagina just recognized that song.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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