It's just like the Real World with babies
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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