She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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