I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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