Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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