You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
