And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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