That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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