we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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