At least make sure they are 18
Why
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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