No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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