I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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