they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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