Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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