Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Text me some of your sweat
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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