I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Randomize
