I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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