No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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