Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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