I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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