conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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