You really coming over, don't trick.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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