What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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