very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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