So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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