Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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