She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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