Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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