I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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