R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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