i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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