how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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