ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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