You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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