Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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