Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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