I just made out with a guy for $7.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
