Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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