So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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