Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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