Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
