there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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