He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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