I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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