BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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