Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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