I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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