It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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