I hate your face
i don't like sucking hair
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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